This podcast is rated M, for mature. The podcasters, however, remain as immature as ever.

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Put on your sleuthing hat and grab a magnifying glass, because it’s time to solve the mystery of the Mystery of the Capsule Reviews! Can you uncover the sinister secrets behind these baffling puzzles?

* Why did the review of God of War: Chains of Olympus have more to do with Madden NFL games than God of War?
* If you’re playing a videogame simulation of a collectible card game, are you still legally even alive?
* Was it totally obvious that these mystery-themed notes were inspired by Professor Layton and the Curious Village?

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I sure hope you care about Warhammer 40K, Listener, because that’s all we talk about today. And if you don’t know about it and you want to skip this one, it’s okay. We won’t hold it against you. Seriously.

(But deep down inside, you’ll always feel just a little bit like a quitter, won’t you?)

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Greetings, loyal listeners!

We have decided to play around with the format of our podcast, and so we’re presently running an experiment which may become permanent. Instead of posting one single hour-long episode, we’ve broken it down into smaller bits by conversation, which tend to run about 15 minutes long. Here’s our first attempt at this new format; if you’ve got any feedback please feel free to send it to podcast@rulezero.org.

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Prepare to gaze inward with your third eye and meditate on the following existential queries:

Is Super Smash Brothers Brawl the most timely topic we’ve ever discussed?
How angry will you be to hear us drop a Lost spoiler?
How is Lee able to even maintain fake enthusiasm for his dumb TV show idea?

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Are you ready to strap in and pick up what we’re putting down in this week’s podcast? Find out the exciting answers to the following questions:

Is it poor form to discuss the format of our show at length just to kill time?
Just what does Paul have against 72 gallons of blood, anyway?
Could we possibly find anything more boring for you to listen to than a drunken round of Operation?

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In this week’s podcast, we’re joined by Special Guest Mike, who is here to drop some information on our ignorant and unsuspecting asses. To wit:

Just what is this “intellectual property” I keep hearing about, and is downloading MP3s actually stealing?
How long can four geeks reminisce about their favorite sci-fi films?
Will Paul’s lung-rattling cough actually kill him outright before the next podcast?

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In our first annual Rulezero Podstravaganza Intentionally Vague Thing of the Year Awards, we tackle the following matters of grave import:

Why is Paul’s opinion so worthless? (Hint: Level 64 Tauren Shaman.)
Does Lee actually know what year it is?
Why is Jon’s list so freaking boring?

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Pop Quiz: Can you spot which of the following topics is not actually covered in our second episode?

Which video game has Paul feeling like a pretty, pretty princess?
How many times can Jon’s Xbox 360 experience painful Red Ring death before he gives up and reads a book or something?
What is Truth?
Is it still considered a social faux pau to purchase a Playstation 3?

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In our first episode Jon, Paul, and Lee ponder and ultimately decide the True and Correct answers to the following questions:

How hard would a Rock Band rock if a Rock Band could rock hard?
Why isn’t Paul playing with his Wii anymore?
Why is making Wii-as-penis jokes so inherently lame?
And what’s up with this D&D Fourth Edition that all the kids are talking about, anyway?

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